Boxing Exhibition Charlize Theron vs. Candice Swanepoel

[GinnyKim]

Boxing Exhibition Charlize Theron vs. Candice Swanepoel (w/Referee Naomi Campbell) July 9, 2010 by Simgrrl

Tale of the Tape:
Born: CT: (8/75); CS: (10/88)
Height: CT: 5?9"+; CS: 5?10";
Weight: CT: 135; CS: 122
Measures: CT: 36B-26-37; CS: 34B-23-34

For her return to South Africa at the World Cup, Charlize wanted to give something back to her homeland. One initiative she undertook was providing seed money to help fund boxing camps for underprivileged girls in the townships. One of the most underdeveloped of all the townships was in the heart of Johannesburg, a place called Alexandra, so that?s where she made the grandest gesture of all, a fund raising exhibition boxing match against another world famous South African icon, Victoria?s Secret fashion model and South African native, Candice Swanepoel.

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The fight was held the weekend of the finals at the World Cup and attracted an eclectic, international, crowd; everyone from local thug wannabe?s to jet-set glamour was in a fifty year old gym, in the downtrodden township; one untouched by the spruce-up as part of the World Cup fresh-facing that upgraded much of the regional infrastructure.
Moisture dripped from ancient cinder block walls and the seats, except for ringside folding chairs, were just benches roughed out of used lumber. The single dressing room - which all fighters shared - was large, damp, and lined with cheap metal lockers. There were wooden benches and a shower room that spilled water all over the floor. The whole place reeked of liniment and sweat and yet, to locals dreaming of getting out and making a name for themselves in the squared circle, it was the most beautiful building in a town with few real buildings at all.
The celebrities arrived with their entourages, including managers, trainers, cut men and doctors - who were kept out of sight in the back before and during the fight so as not to disturb the illusion of this being a couple of ?common girls? out for a good time. The only celebrity who made a show of pomp and circumstance was the referee... another icon, supermodel Naomi Campbell, a big favorite in the black townships. Naomi showed up with photographers, manager and two girls passing out autographed photos to her fans!
The few locals who could afford the pricey tickets were jammed onto the bench seats beside swells, bimbos and do-gooders who showed up to buy tickets to support charity. Vuvuzelas blared and breakdancers entertained between rounds and folk singers performed between preliminary bouts. A single camera fed video of the fight to several J-burg hotels who?d set up lavish buffets and bars to accommodate high-rollers who didn?t want to risk associating with the ?unwashed masses.? All in all, quite a bit of money was raised for good causes.

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Prefight: Theron?s golden hair done in a battle braid and she?s wearing her trademark cream-colour, thong bikini with tiny triangles barely containing her high, firm, breasts. The bottom has slightly more fabric than the top and the revealing suit shows that the "rigorous training" she?s been described as doing in preparation for a possible return to boxing has paid off. The girls don?t have to weigh in for an exhibition, but Theron?s body looks much the same as it had before she "retired" from boxing six months ago. She looks gorgeous as she steps through the ropes into the ring with her bare feet and her long, tan, sinewy, legs which have obviously spent long hours in a gym preparing for this bout.
Tall, lean and lanky, pretty young blonde Candice Swanepoel hails from Mooi River, Kwa-Zulu, Natal and she?s made a name for herself in Victoria?s Secret catalogues, videos and fashion shows world wide. She was the first South African Victoria?s Secret model, much as Theron was the first South African Oscar winning actress.
Candice is dressed in a traditional South African costume as she comes to the stage to a standing ovation from her countrymen. Once in the ring, the willowy blonde does a slow disrobe, stripping off layers of cloth until she?s down to a bikini even more minimalist than Theron?s. In fact, Swanepoel looks like a thinner, paler version of a (much younger) Theron as her figure reminds older fans of Charlize more than ten years ago when she was in her twenties. Candice?s suit is white and her hair is pulled back in a sporty pony tail. And, unlike Theron, Swanepoel has shoes, low-cut white trainers.
Clearly, Candice wanted to challenge of Charlize to match her bikini-ready body, something Charlize can?t hope to do with a mature, womanly, 34 y/o, 135 pound body! Still, it?s an interesting comparison and actresses and models at ringside make last minute wagers among themselves now that they?ve seen the women side-by-side...it appears most of the money is flowing toward the much younger, hotter, Candice Swanepoel!
The referee - specially selected for this fight - is British born black supermodel Naomi Campbell who is heavily involved in charity work focused on the peoples of Sub-Saharan Africa. Naomi is wearing only slightly more clothing than the fighters: a striped referee?s shirt twist-tied below her perky breasts; her midriff bare; skintight black short-shorts and mid-calf black boots. Her dark hair is hair free and loose, framing a beautiful countenance with a dark, shiny, soft, halo. She calls the girls together; huddles with her arms around their waists and quickly reviews the pre-agree rules for this "exhibition bout" - then she gives both of their firm bottoms a slap as she sends them back to their corner to await the bell.
Theron?s seconds are her longtime ?close friend? Cat Bell and the Ukrainian actress Olga Kurylenko. Candice Swanepoel had a plethora of possibilities to choose from for her corner. As soon as the fight was announced, Candice?s camp was inundated with offers of "help" form no less than ten current or former fighters, all of whom were in town for the World Cup and showed up wanting to spar with Candice and show her their ?Theron-busting? technique. They ranged from well-known fighters intimately familiar with Theron?s technique like Lucy Liu, Kiana Tom, Gena Lee Nolin, Natasha Henstridge, Jen Lopez, Jen Garner and Ashley Judd; to supermodels like Tyra Banks, Linda Evangelista, Claudia Schiffer and Angie Everhart. Far and away the most vocal and opinionated was former wrestler turned celebrity boxer, Stacy Keibler. Like the rest she not only shared her opinion on how best to "handle" Theron, but held forth at her own press conferences detailing her own personal grievances against the ex-manager she and Charlize shared, Kim, plus she dished the dirt on most of her former stablemates as well, sounding particularly bitter toward Theron?s ?good friend?, Cat Bell.
"Those two were thick as thieves," Keibler railed to any and all who?d listen, "They poisoned Kim and the other fighters against me. Theron was jealous; she knew I was the better fighter and was afraid I?d usurp her position. Bell was even worse; a washed up hag hanging on through her personal connections rather than talent. They forced me to play second fiddle to Theron in the FCBA. She had the commissioner bamboozled too. I never got the recognition I deserved. It was ?Charlize this? and ?Charlize that.? The spoiled bitch could never do what they forced me to do, yet she always got the royal treatment."
In the event, despite all the offers of help, Swanepoel chose two British babes she?d known since her early modeling days in Great Britain - Catherine Zeta Jones and Gemma Arterton - to act as her seconds. The rest got prime ringside seats, mostly purchased on the secondary market at outrageous mark-ups, by horny, eager, suitors!
The weather this evening was unseasonably warm, and with so many bodies jammed into a small, ancient, non-airconditoned, building, the temperature rose rapidly. By late in the evening when the main event began, after ten preliminary bouts, all the spectators were perspiring heavily and most had removed as much clothing as modesty allowed. The fighters had no trouble warming up.

Round 1:
The Charlize of old stalks out, snapping the left hook, bending into slinging rights. She rocks Candice?s pretty head to the side with a clanging right cross to end a hot exchange at mid-ring. Wide-eyed, Candice gives ground - her back touches ropes; Charlize measuring her with lefts, then drives an overhand rights to Candice?s left eye! Hurt, she keeps her composure and in the final minute, starts to time Theron?s right, slipping and answering with spanking hooks to Theron?s suspect waist. It ends as a big Theron round, although she appears bothered by Candice?s unexpectedly effective body work; wincing as she heads to her stool.

Round 2:
Corner telling Candice, "Get back to her body - and she does; slamming whiparmed hooks under the elbows to buckle Theron?s sturdy legs early, forcing her to cover up. Candice keeps up a furious punch rate, slamming right hands to ribs; twisting her hips into a spanking left hook that shakes Theron and sends shockwaves through her glutes! THERON IS HURT! Crowd rises to their feet as, cringing, elbows tucked in, face frozen in pain, Theron rope-a-dope?s; letting Swanepoel hammer away with both hands! Hurt to the body, Theron keeps her left high, the straight jab keeping Swanepoel at bay while her right hovers protectively in front of her bosom, glove shielding her left breast. Theron?s jab proves effective as she walks Swanepoel into a series of hard rights, pushing her back onto the ropes where Theron then rips away; snapping three or four punch; short, quick, combinations; then backing off before Swanepoel can counter. Frustrated, Candice gets wild, swinging off the ropes, but the veteran blonde coolly backs up; ducking, bobbing and slipping punches, then countering with her expected efficiency. End of the round: Swanepoel has been led around by her bleeding nose, battered consistently and is beginning to show the strain of frustration. Candice?s pale face has a ruddy glow from Theron?s punches while Charlize?s wears the flushed hue of exertion; breathing harder than her younger rival, but landing more and harder punches so far.

Round 3:
Controversial Charlize! She nails Candice with a big right that drops Candice on her butt! MODEL DOWN! Swannie rolls flat onto her back with her knees drawn up! Campbell rushes in, roughly shoving Charlize away, drawing a bleat protest from Theron. Cat Bell at ringside, adds her two cents to the discussion. Naomi grabs a handful of Theron?s sweaty string top between her breasts and holds on as she leans thru the ropes and gets in Bell?s face, pointing to a chair in Theron?s corner; telling her, "Put your fat old ass back in that seat or I?ll throw it - and you - out on it!" Her face red with anger, Bell grudgingly climbs back down and meekly retakes her seat. The delay gives Candice valuable time to recover when... in a better organized fight...she would almost surely have been counted out then and there! Back on her feet, Swanepoel spent the rest of the round running. Theron is used to being the leggy girl in fights, but Candice?s legs are longer, and she easily avoids contact until her head is right and Theron is unable to take advantage. By the bell, Swanepoel seems fully recovered. Theron is out of breath, but she?s out to a commanding lead after three rounds.

Round 4:
Zeta Jones and Arterton getting on Swanepoel between rounds, urging her, "Make her move her feet." Candice hears and obeys, using her long, limber, legs more this round. Theron paws with her extended left and when Candice bats at the glove in her face Theron steps to a right and drops another right to the jaw that dazes Candice! Candice steps back, then suddenly drops in a heap on her butt; eyes fluttering. Beating the count at eight, she retreats in disorder while the South African fans roar as Charlize moves in. Candice side-slips along the ropes and Theron?s headlong bullrush drapes her over the top rope as she misses a wild ?go home? overhand right! Naomi Campbell jumps in quickly, gives a sharp spank to Theron?s jutting butt, yelling, "Come on, get off the ropes!" Righting herself and spinning, Theron just misses Swanepoel who is rocked her back on her heels by the near miss. It?s all Charlize as the veteran blonde uses a straight left jab to set up her right, keeping Candice backstepping off balance. Twice in the final thirty seconds, referee Campbell insinuates herself between the fighters; once jamming a bony elbow into Theron?s left breast to create space whenever Candice is trapped on the ropes. Less than ten seconds later, it?s a knife edge chop to Theron?s left breast after she staggers Swanepoel with a right. Both times, Naomi seems more intent on hurting Theron than protecting Candice. Long delay by Campbell to check Candice?s gloves, bogging things further, then she waves the fighters together, but the bell sounds before either can throw another punch.

Between rounds:
As Theron trudges back to her corner panting hard, Cat Bell jumps onto the ring apron and starts barking at Campbell, accusing her of "elbow smashing" Theron?s goodies! Campbell stops, glares, wiggles her middle digit, then turns her back and saunters over to Candice?s corner where she leans back on the ropes to listen as Catherine Zeta Jones implores her girl, "Stay away from her, she?s still dangerous. Run her around the ring; put some miles on those old legs. Drag her into the tenth and she?ll be there for the taking!" Across the ring, Cat Bell is urging Theron, "Finish her now. You?ve got her ready to go, drop the hammer and lets go back to the hotel, order some Dom and hop in the sack." Despite the sideshow, another solid round for Theron.

[GinnyKim]

Round 5:
Theron again slow off her stool; perky chest heaving; panting; seemingly having gone ?all in? with her fourth round onslaught. Candice wary, flicking her left to keep Theron at arms length; no longer wanting to get close to the bigger, heavier, blonde bomber. Charlize trudging forward, still trying to catch her breath; left pawing; right cocked; hoping to end Candice?s night! Theron misses an overhand right but catches Candice?s ribs with a solid left hook. Follow-on sweeping right misses just over Candice?s head as she ducks just in time. Off balance, Theron stumbles forward, her right arm dropping limp on Candice?s left shoulder. Swanepoel turns her hips into a sweet, low, right hook - well below Theron?s belly button - and the old blonde spits out her mouthpiece as she folds forward into Candice?s arms. Two lefts to the kidney have Theron gasping as she staggers back to the ropes; arms up; elbows in. It?s rope-a-dope time! Theron sways in the ropes and lets Candice punch; countering infrequently with short chopping rights or left uppercuts; then shoving Candice shoulders back. Candice growing brave, darts in to pattycake Charlize?s breasts; dances away; and when Theron doesn?t pursue, model eases back in, slips a left to plow a right to the actresses lower body. Nothing in the final minute from Charlize; letting Candice set up shop in front of her to hammer and tong forearms, biceps or cuff her ears while the ex-champ ducks, bobs and weaves to avoid direct contact. The final minute sees Candice coming on like gangbusters; ripping uppercuts between Theron?s elbows to jerk her head up; pounding straight to her exposed and vulnerable chest! Even after the bell, Swanepoel, excited and inexperienced, keeps punching - landing two devastating punches. Referee Campbell stands idly by, enjoying the sight, finally putting a gentle hand on Candice?s shoulder and telling her, "OK, that?s enough." Charlize didn?t land a clean head shot this round and Candice escaped in good order as the hard-breathing veteran actress couldn?t catch the whippet quick and elusive model.

Between rounds:
Theron having problems catching her breath in the oppressive atmosphere, despite the best efforts of her corner. Cat lifting Charlize?s "limp" arms while Olga tugs at her waist band, trying to help her suck air into her lungs. Charlize gasps, "I...I can?t do this.." Cat is alarmed and SLAPS her to get her attention. "Dammit, we can?t quit... it?d be the end of everything we?ve worked for. I?m too old to start over Char! If you don?t give a damn about your reputation, think of me...for a change."
In Swanepoel?s corner, Zeta Jones rubbing the back of Candice?s neck, Gemma rubbing her thighs. Cath hissing, "You?ve got her on the run, hon. Now let?s put the pedal down and give the old gal some roadwork."

Round 6:
Theron lumbering out, looking gassed, goes right to the ropes again; Ali to Swanepoel?s Foreman! The excited youngster sees the opportunity of a lifetime and unloads with everything she?s got; whipping punches into Theron?s shoulders, arms and elbows while Charlize contents herself leaning left, then right; waiting for Candice to wear herself out while accomplishing little. Candice able to body up; digging hooks in behind Theron?s elbows, leaving the blonde hunched over; arms tucked in, while Candice stands cheek on shoulder. Referee Campbell more active this round, almost eager to get involved. When she can, Naomi?s prying the fighters apart; ?accidentally? elbowing Theron?s breasts or slapping her chest with her open hand in the process as she parts the combatants. Theron?s protests draw an angry glare from Campbell, but no comment. Final minute: Candice steps left, drops a swatting left hook on Charlize? ear, then turns into a thumping right to the bra that brings a squeak of pain from the embattled blonde as her left knee unhinges briefly. Charlize back to the ropes, again; absorbing downward chopping lefts to both breasts, then a knee-locking uppercut low to her belly that doubles her over in breathless pain just seconds after the bell!

Between rounds:
Swanepoel?s best round of the fight so far sees Candice inching her way back into contention on the scorecard. Bell into the ring, ignoring Charlize to instead berate Campbell about her tactics - and for doing "nothing about Swanepoel?s late low blows." Naomi evil-eyes Bell, points and tells her, "Get back to the corner. Don?t worry about MY job, I can do that without your help. You better look after your girl; she looks like she?s out of gas and needs all the help she can get, so why don?t YOU go do YOUR job and leave me the hell alone, bitch!" Then she shoves Cat toward Charlize who?s on her stool, bent over, hands on her knees, panting hard and looking like she?s having second thoughts about this comeback idea.

Round 7:
Swanepoel holding Charlize?s right arm behind the elbow, scooping rights up into her belly; pancaking her cups; Theron?s bra jumping and jiggling from the impacts. As if that?s not enough, Candice looking decidedly leggy, maneuvering easily around Theron who has slowed considerably since the early going. Swanepoel uses her elbows whenever she traps Charlize in a corner, working on her famous little ?tender vittles? with a hard-hearted vengeance! This was part of Zeta Jones? camp strategy and it?s finally unveiled here as Candice slams away with abandon to Charlize?s bra and keeps her back on the ropes for the first two minutes of the round! Theron holding on, mouth-breathing, looking fatigued as Candice continues to plow away right-handed to her bra. In the final minute, Theron just lays back on the ropes; letting Candice pound her body with lefts and rights. Charlize legs are dead and she no longer has any zip on her jab - Swanepoel walking through it, pounding Theron?s breasts flat with pistol shot combinations! Candice sitting down on her punches, has the blonde faltering when a biting left on the jaw buckles Theron?s legs and she sprawls to all fours! Mouth gaping, panting, chest heaving, Theron crawls to the ropes and painfully drags herself to her feet as the crowd stands and roars in disbelief. Charlize lolls back into the ropes and hunkers down as Swanepoel pours everything she has into her body like water through a sieve; shoeshining rights and lefts buffet Theron?s proud bosom and leave her quivering with helpless indignity at the bell. Campbell slow coming in to pull the young model off the fading former champ and Swanepoel uses the extra time to slam a couple more punches; two rights to Charlize?s left breast! Theron glaring, grumbles something to Campbell as she separates them.

Between rounds:
Naomi bodying up chest to chest with Theron, bellows in her one-time rivals face; saliva splattering blonde cheek. Theron sways on tired legs; eyes searching for her corner. Bell, halfway into the ring, screams at Campbell until Kurylenko grabs the back of Cat?s belt and hauls her back, barking in Ukrainian that neither Bell nor Campbell understands. Campbell doesn?t see fit to mention Candice?s late punching as she walks Swanepoel back to her corner; arm around her shoulder like a protective older sister. Suddenly, it?s not only a fight, it?s a potential upset of the century in the making!
Campbell?s cheap tactics and lackluster refereeing have helped drag the fight out; wearing down Theron who is showing the fatigue you?d expect of someone who hasn?t fought or trained hard in over six months. Thanks to a lot of help from Naomi, Candice has given Charlize a tougher fight than anyone - even Candice - expected!
Charlize slumps on her stool; Kurylenko desperately fanning her, Bell holding ice bags to both breasts. Theron wincing at the slightest pressure as she swishes water in her mouth and - reluctantly - spits it out onto the dirty cement floor of the gym. "Keep away from her right, Char!" Bell implores her girlfriend. "She?s killing you inside; stick the left in her face and keep it there." Theron opens her mouth to protest, but Bell cuts her off, "You want to come back to the FCBA? Well, show me you want it. This girl?s nothing compared to the ones lining up to get a piece of your ass there."
Cole gets a faceful of cold water from Arterton and angrily slams her fist on the turnbuckle before she sits down to get an earful from Zeta Jones. "The bimbo?s ripe for the pluckin?," Cath almost screams. "Fight through any setbacks and work ?er body, dammit!" Swanepoel looks up over Catherine?s shoulder and sees Naomi Campbell standing there, smiling and nodding in agreement. Swanepoel is standing, fresh as a daisy even before the ten second warning buzzer. "This is your round," Zeta Jones tells Candice as the warning buzzer sounds and she slaps her butt as she shoves her mouthpiece in. "Take it to her!" Charlize is slumped on her stool, her body cramping. No matter how deeply she inhales, she can?t get any air.

Round 8:
Swanepoel bounces out of her corner, her long, wiry, legs eating up the distance between her and the fading actress facing her. Charlize stands, almost sits back down on her stool, then catches herself on the ropes and her legs firm. Candice sweeps forward, an inexorable force, draws back her right and unleashes the hardest punch she?s thrown the entire fight. Her aim is true and her fist flashes out toward Charlize Theron?s nose. At the last second, Charlize tilts her head to the side and Candice?s punch just grazes her cheek, rocking her head to the side. Off balance, her weight forward, Candice can?t stop her momentum and she slams into Theron, chest-to-chest; perky-breast-to-perky-breast. Charlize grunts from the impact, staggers back into the ropes...then uses the rebound effect to lift a short right uppercut up under Candice?s chin. The result is electric! Candice?s head snaps back; her knees unhinge; her butt drops straight down and she collapses in a heap at Theron?s feet. Charlize trips over her body and falls to her knees, then onto her stomach. Her legs stretched out behind her draped across Swanepoel?s chest. Naomi screams, "NO!" then grabs Charlize by the arm as she?s trying to get up and practically throws her toward a neutral corner. Candice rolls over, lifts her head and then it drops back on the mat. Naomi looks around in confusion, unsure what to do. At ringside, someone begins to count. Naomi hears it and knows what she must do then. She hurries to Candice, grabs her under the shoulders and drags her to her feet.
Slapping her, Naomi asks, "Are you OK?"
Candice smiles and replies, "Two."
"I asked if you were alright," Naomi says, shaking the blonde model, "not how many fingers I?m holding up."
Candice nods, finally understanding. "Saturday," she answers.
Naomi rolls her eyes and glances at Theron who looks like she?s shot her bolt. "OK then," Naomi tells Candice, "Go get her!" She slaps her on the back, shoving Candice toward Charlize.
Theron steps forward, crouches and when Candice raises her hands and tries to punch, Charlize drives a straight right hand between Candice?s gloves. The punch explodes on Candice?s chin and the willowy model is unconscious before her butt hits the canvas. Even Naomi Campbell knows this fight is over and she doesn?t even give Swanepoel the dignity of a countout, just waves her arms and then heads straight for the scorers table. Theron by KO8...or is it?

[GinnyKim]

Aftermath: Chaos!
Naomi goes to the scorers table trying to tell them she?d disqualified Theron for a "blatant foul" so there was no legal knockdown. Charlize is already in her corner stripping off her gloves, then she throws her arms up in a winner?s pose. Bell sees what Naomi is trying to do to steal the rightful victory from Charlize, so she climbs into the ring and runs over to Campbell who is leaning through the ropes arguing with the two scorekeepers at ringside. Bell kicks Naomi in the ass, sending her headfirst through the ropes out onto the score table; scattering officials. Naomi goes ballistic at the outrage - still maintaining Charlize not only struck a low blow, but that she held Candice and hit her; both of which the judges ignored (mostly they said later, because Campbell had been doing the same to Charlize most of the fight.)
Naomi jumps up, climbs back in the ring, goes over to Bell who was herself screaming at the officials, grabbed her by the shirt, spun her around and POW, smashed a perfect right hook to Bell?s chin. The buxom brunette drops flat on her back like she?d been shot. The crowd goes wild!
Seeing her lover attacked, Theron came out of her corner to punch out Naomi, but the wily black beauty expected it and she slipped the punch, then drove her bare knuckles into Charlize?s belly and Charlize folded forward into Naomi?s arms. She scooped Charlize off her feet, swung around, tossed her to the mat and jumped on her.
When Cat went down, a shocked Olga Kurylenko got her rear in gear and scrambled on all fours under the ropes to protect Bell, afraid she?d be trampled in the rush to break up the fight between Theron and Campbell. But as she crouched shielding Bell with her body, she realized nobody was moving; everyone transfixed by the brawl, showing more interest than they had in the main event.
Just then, someone grabs Olga?s ankles and starts to drag her out of the ring. Olga grabs Bell?s shirt trying to pull her to safety, but only succeeds in ripping it off, leaving Cat on her back with her big, heavy, breasts jiggling in their cups. Olga looks around to see Gemma Arterton has her by the ankles. Olga kicks at her, but then Catherine Zeta Jones grabs her other ankle and together they drag her into the corner...crushing her pubic mound on the ringpost as they wishbone her legs on both sides at once! Olga lets out a scream and collapses on her back holding her crotch.
Naomi has Theron down and starts hurting her, using Theron?s long, sweat-matted hair to jerk her head up and slam her face onto the mat. Then Naomi pulls Charlize to her feet by the hair and a limp arm, stands the dazed and exhausted blonde up to wobbly legs, and pushes her backward into the ropes. As Charlize?s limp body sways on the ropes, Naomi gives her five forearm smashes, all punishing her notoriously sensitive (and already badly battered) breasts. Naomi pulls Charlize off the ropes and Irish Whips her clear the ring into the far corner; her head snapping viciously back over the top turnbuckle when she hits full force. Theron?s butt settles onto the middle turnbuckle, her body folded over at the waist, her face flushed as she struggles to get her breath.
While Naomi is battering Theron and Olga is hors de combat thanks to Gemma Arterton and CZJ, Cat Bell has come to and is sitting up, shaking the cobwebs from her head. Seeing her lover getting her head handed to her by Naomi, Cat starts to get up - just as Stacy Keibler enters the ring, hiking up her short skirt as she swings a long leg and WHUMP, kicks Cat right in the solar plexus! Cat has the wind knocked out of her and collapses holding her belly. Keibler kicks Cat in the ribs, rolling her onto her back, then mounts the winded brunette schoolgirl style, and goes to town! Stacy pummels Cat?s face as Cat tries her best to cover up with both hands so Stacy changes targets and pounds both of Cat?s hulking hooters flat!
Meanwhile, Naomi has Charlize in the corner, limp and wide open. Using a handful of blonde hair, she lifts Theron?s head and...POW-POW drives a couple of punches to her face, busting her lip open. Naomi pulls the rubber-legged blonde out of the corner by one arm and again Whips her into the ropes. Theron rebounds, stumbling right into a ?clothesline? that takes her off her feet with a sudden jolt; her long legs flying straight up into the air before she crashes down, landing hard flat on her back, her head bouncing off the mat.
As Theron lays broken and almost out, Naomi looms over her, watching with a wry smirk as she slowly struggles to sit up, leaning back on both elbows with a groan. Then Campbell kicks her over onto her belly where Theron sprawls, facedown, exhausted, not moving.
At long last, security finally arrives to break up the melee. As one big black guy drags Naomi off of Charlize and pulls her away, Naomi continues to scream at Charlize, taunting her victim who?s now close to unconscious.
Two more men manage to subdue Keibler who has already KOed Cat Bell who somehow lost her top in the process. Finally, Olga and Gemma are separated. Both have clumps of hair missing, Olga?s lip is swollen and Gemma?s eye is closed.
In the confusion, Sunny McKay climbs into the ring dressed in a white nurse uniform - likely THE hottest nurse?s outfit ever. Later, Sunny tells the media it?s by Frederick?s of Hollywood, "...you know they?re usually a bit sluttier than Vicki?s Secret." Sunny?s hovering over the battered Charlize like an angel of mercy; holding a little first aid kit and smelling salts. She lifts her head, gives her a whiff of ammonia or something, then as Charlize moans, Sunny covers her lips with her own and kisses her heatedly.
Once Sunny has Charlize sitting up, she leaves her to check on Olga who waves her away. Grinning, Sunny struts over to Cat Bell?s body, looks down and then poses provocatively over her, one hip cocked to the side; her short, tight, skirt riding up almost to the top of her thigh as she puts a finger under her chin and ?thinks? about what to do. Finally reaching a conclusion as to the best possible treatment for her ex-girlfriend?s new lover, Sunny hitches up her skirt, bends through the ropes and picks up Candice?s spit bucket from ringside. She straddles Cat?s torso with her legs wide apart, then turns up the bucket, pouring a slow drizzle of dirty water, saliva and other junk onto Cat?s oblivious face; drizzling it between her big, heaving, breasts over her stomach to the bulging mound between her legs. Sunny drops the bucket with a CLANG beside Cat and returns to help Charlize to her feet, supporting her as she staggers toward the locker room. Olga is left to clean up the mess that is Cat Bell and, like Sunny, Olga has to support Cat?s weight as she practically has to drag her to the locker room.
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In the locker room...
Olga arrived with Cat to find Sunny and Charlize engaged with the other team sharing the room...a party led by Catherine Zeta Jones who was toasting Naomi Campbell with South African bubbly while a topless Swanepoel is hugged by Gemma Arterton and Stacy Keibler - who has just been made an honorary member of the group.
Charlize, ignoring the others, flops on one of the tables. Olga settles Cat in a chair by the door and leans on the wall, trying to catch her breath after practically carrying the bigger women the entire way. But Bell has fire in her eyes and gets up, walks across the room and confronts Campbell and Keibler, berating Naomi for "...that sucker punch, you bitch!" and snarling at Keibler about jumping her when she was down.
"Maybe you?d like to...try it again when I?m ready and looking at you?" Cat challenges them.
Naomi just laughs it off, flipping her hands at Cat as if shooing an annoying insect. But Stacy stepped forward, trying to go nose to nose with the buxom brunette, but Bell?s bulging bra made that impossible, so Stacy stepped back...and snapped her foot up between Cat?s legs. Cat groaned and doubled over, letting Stacy grab a handful of dark hair she used to pull Cat forward. Stacy twisted Cat?s head to one side, then WHAM smashed her fist straight down on Bell?s exposed jaw. The brunette crashed to the floor; her lush body splayed starfish style; once again unconscious!
Kurylenko charged Keibler, only to be caught, grabbed and firmly pinned back against the wall by a grinning Zeta Jones and a stern-faced Arterton. Olga and Gemma have "differences" since their scuffle on the Bond film, "Quantum of Solace" and neither came away satisfied. Now, while Kurylenko struggled helplessly against the strength of two women.
Finally, Theron slid off the table - shadowed by ex-lover Sunny McKay - and walked slowly over to Keibler.
Looking down at Cat laying facedown on the floor between them, Stacy extended a long, long, leg; wiggled her toes under Cat?s shoulder, and heaved the buxom brunette over onto her back. She pressed the ball of her foot on Bell?s bulging bosom, flattening the two massive mounds of flesh with even pressure.
"Sure looks peaceful, don?t she, Char?" Keibler chuckled as she wiggled her foot to make Cat?s big soft boobs roll and jiggle.
Charlize licked her lips, staring at the mountainous flesh bulging up out of Cat?s cleavage as Keibler leaned on it. "You know," Charlize hissed, "even with your foot on them...her tits still look ten times bigger than yours. Everyone knows you?re jealous because Cat?s got two things you?ll never have...boobs and me!"
Keibler?s face flashed bright red and she quickly pulled her foot back and set it back on the floor. Stammering angrily, unable to control her temper, Stacy growled, "I swore you?d kneel and beg me to take you and you WILL...sooner than you think bitch! I know how to make you crawl to my bed and I?m going to make you do it. You think you?re so damn clever? You?re not half as smart as me - and you?re washed up as a fighter besides; you and your saggy-titted whore at my feet."
Then turning to Kurylenko who had stopped struggling with Zeta Jones and Arterton to watch the blondes with wide-eyed wonder, Stacy tossed her hair and jabbed her finger into Olga?s perky breast, "That one? She?s pretty useless as a fighter. A skin and bones skank. A real woman?d snap her like a twig in a fight! You?ve got nobody to protect you Theron..." she glanced dismissively at Sunny, but seeing her as no threat, rolled her eyes and told Charlize, "I?m coming for you Theron; and when I get my hands on you, you?ll come for ME!"
Keibler stepped over Cat, shouldered Charlize and Sunny out of her way, then snapped her fingers at the others and stormed out the door, followed by a solemn Zeta Jones holding the bottle of champagne and a grinning Arterton who winked at Kurylenko and chucked her under the chin before she left her. Still topless, Swanepoel hurriedly grabbed her top, then hustled out after them, slowing just long enough to tell Charlize, "I?m sorry about all that. I?m not part of that lot."
Olga heaved a sigh of relief, then rushed to Cat, lifted her head and cradled it on her thigh. Charlize glared down at her for a few seconds, then sighed, shrugged off her wet bikini, took Sunny?s hand and led her into the shower. "Get her back on her feet..." Theron to Olga. "...and bring her in with you. I?ve got plans to make and you two are going to be big part of it."
Sunny giggled like a schoolgirl, rubbing her hands excitedly. She loved it when a plan came together!
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Next Day:
Candice Swanepoel called a press conference and told the media, "I?m seriously considering retiring from modeling to focus on an acting career. I love acting and if the right opportunity comes along, I?d definitely consider quitting altogether. It is certainly something I want to prioritize in the future, but it?s not a definite decision...although I do think I proved I?m more than equal to one Oscar winning actress - on at least one night," she added with a sly grin. "I?ve been contacted by a manager from the FCBA who expressed an interest in me, so we?ll see what develops on that front."

THE END

(Note: This will result in several additional fights with some of the same individuals. This story, and those, will be uploaded to our Charlize Theron page - as well as to our Celebrity Fight Library...soon!)

[Amateur]

Great stuff! Charlize should consider fighting more often, though. Getting stretched that far by a relative nobody... hmm. There must be a slew of old rivals circling around, ready to pounce after a wobbly display like that. The free-for-all at the end was really cool; I'm looking forward to the individual fights. Thanks for sharing!

[billblah]

Great story! Thanks girls. I am not big fan of celebrity boxing (I prefer the catfights) but I really enjoyed this, especially the fight after the match. Of course as Catherine Zeta Jones and Charlize Theron were in the same place, I think that they would entangle in a catfight as their rivalry is bigger than anything else ?. Btw irl Charlize would destroy Candice with one hand imo.
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